25 August, 2022

[playingcupid]

Ultimate Guide To The Most Eligible Bachelors Hogwarts Has To Offer!!
Well, excluding those below sixth year and those who don't use these journals that often.
Compiled by K. Thomas and I. Finnigan!
Partly sponsored by the wine we just drank.

In order from least dateable to most dateable!

#14 - Mallory Carmichael (10% dateable)
KARIN SAYS 2/10.

Comments

[devilandsea]

Oh God. The only "datable" men in Hogwarts are in Gryffindor.

Except for Jasper.

[playingcupid]

Tell that to Izzy, she's the one that only put one Gryffindor in her top five!

Hence Jasper only getting 30%

[devilandsea]

And Flowers at number one? IZZY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!

I think Jasper is just making up words as he goes.

[with_bite]

I am on your side! Just don't want to date you! As you know!

[dirtysexymoneys]

This list is unegalitarian.

[playingcupid]

Your percentage decreases every time you use one of those ridiculous words.

[with_bite]

I think he'll be in negatives soon if that's the case, don't you?

[dirtysexymoneys]

Need I put it in layman's terms for you?

[ignoble_savage]

It's always so interesting to read what other girls think of guys! I think I lean more towards Izzy's list, but nobody'd want t you two are the more experienced in this area--I shall trust your judgement.

You might be nicer about some of the boys, though. Nathan isn't They are your current dating pool, after all, and they might surprise you--best not to get on their bad sides.

Also, please, please never mention Carmichael's penis again. I do not every wish to think about it.

[playingcupid]

Nicer? We weren't mean, ok, I wasn't mean unless they deserved it. As for them being the current dating pool, I wouldn't date the ones at the bottom of the list. Or I have and I wouldn't again.

It's not just tiny, I bet he doesn't know how to use it either. I talk about penises a lot, you should just get used to it.

[ignoble_savage]

But you I don't object to them on principle, it's his I object to.

[with_bite]

I lean more towards my list too - it is my list after all! Funny how that works! Or maybe not! Hahaha my jokes keep on getting worse and worse and I just wrote out hahaha. Hahaha. And now I am leaning towards the list - literally. This is funny.

[dontswatme]

Wrong, Thomas. All wrong.

[playingcupid]

Just because you'd put dear Scorpius at the top doesn't mean we all would.

[dontswatme]

Don't be gross.

[with_bite]

Make up your own if you don't agree.

[with_bite]

Karin! I'm going to be so embarrassed about this when I'm sober!

[playingcupid]

Oh dear, Izzy. OH DEAR.

[with_bite]

What?

[playingcupid]

Hee!