October 30: crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

"I crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store."

Alec Baldwin is on Letterman tonight and possibly just coined the phrase "John McBush and Bible Spice."  ???

Has anyone heard it before?  OMG! ROTFLMAO!!!

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I thought about keeping this news with just a couple close friends until I knew more, but then realized I've seen the power of good will and healing thoughts on LJ, so why the hell wouldn't I want me summa dat??!!!

A mo or so ago- I started undergoing a health scare- I discovered today it's not quite over.  We're officially in the biopsy phase.  ( Read more... )

"...and after all that, however long that may be...

you'll go somewhere new and you'll meet people who will make you feel worthwhile again...

and little pieces of your soul will finally come back...

and all that fuzzy stuff.

Those years of your life that you wasted...that will eventually begin to fade."

as spoken by Iris from the film The Holiday

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  Suffering is the tuition one pays for a character degree.

- Richard M. Rayner, M.D., SparkPeople member
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September 30:      FNG

Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.

Roger: "Damnit, FNG is slowing us down!"

Jani: "AGGG- FNG dispatched to the wrong site again!"

I'd like to give a big shout out to whatever forces gave me so much energy to get through that little bit of KCRF yesterday because they are off assisting someone else today.  Came home last night feeling weary but actually not bad compared to the former part of the week.  Was pleasantly surprised to feel so good this morning.  Took it easy this ( Read more... )

September 21: frack

Sanitized replacement for "Fuck" used on "Battlestar Galactica"

"Aw frack and feldercarb!!!"

Note from Jani: After being married to Mr. Doyle from Co. Kilkenny, I lean toward "Feck" more than "Frack" ~ but "Shyte" was always a Doyle family favorite too.

I'll never forget sitting around their family table one Christmas and Mo's Mom ( Read more... )

Hey nottygypsy =This is who I was talkin' 'bout!
( bald is the new black... )