A wife sends her husband, a coder, to the grocery and says "Buy sausages - if they have eggs, buy 10"

The coder goes to the shop and asks "Do you have eggs?" The shopkeeper replies "Yes", so the coder replies "10 sausages please"

For some time - and I mean some time, as it's been ages since I last tried this - I've wanted to sync the contacts on my Nokia N95 with somewhere else so I can keep track of everybody's email address, home address etc.

It seems like you can do it with SyncML with Google. Now that is a really useful thing for me ( Read more... )

severe_delays, passengeraction and I went to see Mark Thomas tonight.

I laughed so much :)

DISCLAIMER: I thought I had samon steaks. Turned out to be tuna. I made this recipe up on the fly.

Ingredients

100g tuna steak
Leeks
Quarter of an onion
Half a clove of garlic
Lemon juice
Mustard
Mayonaise
Parsley
Olive Oil
Foil (for cooking, dur)

MethodPlace the tuna steak on the foil on top of a baking sheet. Drizzle the lemon juice and a ( Read more... )

Ingredients

Half a pack of turkey mince (which we will call 'beef' below)
Spaghetti
A jar of Dolmio (strangelover is unhappy with me now)
Basil
Lemon juice
Five drops of Tabasco sauce
Tomato Pesto

MethodEasy. Cook the spaghetti, lightly fry the turkey mince and add a load of basil and lemon juice. No, really ( Read more... )

The title is nothing to do with menstrual cycles

Ingredients

Noodles
Turkey
Leeks
Brussels sprouts
Soy sauce

Method

Fry the turkey in a wok. Add the leeks and sprouts and a load of soy sauce for flavour.

Wait until alohura comes through the door, then serve.

Eat hastily and write-up on LiveJournal quickly because you're off to Brockley in a second

Ever thought of doing something so simple, yet so damned tasty?

Sausages, bagels, salmon, scrambled eggs.

Lightly toast the bagels, scramble the eggs, place the salmon on the bagels, dump the eggs on top, and serve with sausages.

Ingredients

Bits of fish
Potatoes
75g flour
Butter
Mustard
750ml soy milk
Two cloves of garlic

MethodHeat the fish and soy milk together until the mixture start to boil, then remove from the heat, throw the garlic cloves and leave ( Read more... )

How To Cross A Road The Poggs WayPress button. Patiently wait for lights to change in my favour and green man to illuminate. Check in both directions before beginning to cross, then pause to allow a wanker driving too fast to overtake the stopped bus (which, if it was stopped at a bus stop, would have put its indicator on), realise he's three ( Read more... )

This evening, I met fire_brand and le_spike in Big Red - which could be described as "my local" - for drinks and chilli. Drinks plural, as I had two before leaving to come home.

I needed a quiet evening, and I feel a bit better for it.

The weekend doesn't have many plans - what's going on, folks?