I'm trying to figure whether a clutch of 12 year old boys wandering aimlessly in a parking lot kicking and throwing giant rocks with no particular destination is the fault of suburban emptiness and lack of activity for anyone not an alcoholic, or just fucking dumbass kids ( Read more... )

I saw Hostel. Awesome. The "best horror movie since Scream" reviews piss the crap out of me. Best American horror movie of the past ten years? I don't know, I'm pulling that number out my ass ( Read more... )

One of the treats I got myself while buying presents was The Director's Label Series Set. Today I took out the Michel Gondry and it SNAPPED IN HALF. While panicking, and then after I ordered it again seperately (along with sweater vests, corduroy jumpers and pants), I'd like to share, very quite possibly, my favorite music video of all time:

Let ( Read more... )

Humor me, why don't you.

What do you guys think of Boston? In general, whatever, any details would be nice.

WAITING, thanks.

You guys.

Life is hard.

Let's give it up and all build a giant lazer tag arena and buy a crates of turkey sandwich-making supplies and play lazer tag and eat turkey sandwiches for the rest of our days. If you're out you can read a book to keep conversation lively at our turkey sandwich gatherings and everything will be pure. With lazers.

I haven ( Read more... )

You guuuyyys, I finally have a stand-up act that I feel comfortable with. Guess how? Bet you will not. I had nothing to say in therapy today, so I basically just riffed for the last 40 minutes and came up with about three or four usable bits. Which is all I needed. Been waiting two years to complete something I approve of, and now it's here. I'm ( Read more... )

I FUCKING LOVE MYSPACE and messages that come with it ( Read more... )

( obviously because I'm genius. )

Um.


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