Last night I had a dream about a terrifying half-insect half-rodent type creature that mostly looked like a giant ant. About the size and length of your everyday feather (what an odd comparison). It leaped through the air as if it were flying most of the time, most intent on hurting me. If it touches you, it stings and if you swat at it, or if it ( Read more... )

Does anybody know where I can find the script/scene/video with Zach and Jessie in her bedroom from Saved By the Bell when she took all those caffeine pills or whatever the fuck it was and freaked out? Me and a confidant wish to do it at an open mic. Take this with so much INTENSITY.

Why is it when 4pm rolls around I always want a beer as soon as I can. On schedule. Is it the impending uncertainty of a late afternoon, early evening? I don't know ( Read more... )

Jack Black doing a cover of "Saturday" on the Kids Choice Awards in an Evel Knievel suit is pretty surreal. Like something I've already dreampt.

And he seems to be on the drugs again. slurrrryslurslurcreepystarebadsinging.

"People who say they support our troops but they don't support the war, it doesn't make any sense! you might as well just send money to Al Queda ( Read more... )

LA was basically amazing food and comedy shows for three days.

( Day 1 )

Greetings from LA!


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The holiday has destroyed (exaggeration) all of my male friends. Female aqauntainces don't care. I adore these guys and seeing them suck and heave to the gals they fancy whom are out of reach makes me wonder what I'd look like if I were projectile vomiting and what food that would look best with (chili dog and sherbet). They're good, very smart ( Read more... )

Why do people I percieve as intelligent, over the age of 10 and under the age of marriage, care about Valentine's Day? Why do friends wish their friends a happy Valentine's Day? It's an ugly holiday. Pink, red, and white look awful together ( Read more... )

I was downstairs looking through the stacks of unmarked tapes downstairs and came upon my 1st birthday video. Babies are idiots. And for some reason, watching myself as a baby, looking nearly exactly the same as I do now, I never want to do drugs or have sex or anything like that ever again. Sinful adultualities are so creepy when you're looking at ( Read more... )