1) Put iTunes on random ( Read more... )

(it's gotten to be basically a tradition...)

January
"Best New Year's Eve. Ever." (In reference to the party where juicycat vomited nine times, lillyv got naked in the middle of the living room, and I drank an entire bottle of Freixenet myself.)

February"Interesting night - the Steelers won, we went to Carson St. and witnessed a LARGE crowd of people, and ( Read more... )

To top all of these annoyances off, I just got my period. This means that, probably, the IUD will be installed on Saturday. However, this is tentative because they ARE LOOKING FOR THE RESULTS OF MY LAST PAP SMEAR, WHICH THEY MISPLACED!!!!!! I mean, I can understand that they are very busy and that sometimes accidents happen. It's not like I've ( Read more... )

I just got back from the dentist. Four fillings and $530 later, my mouth isn't going to fall apart from bacterial invasion, although now that the novocaine is wearing off, there is a dull throbbing in my jaw presaging the discomfort that is to come.

I'm sure that our house, located on a temptingly working-class cul-de-sac, seemed like the PERFECT target for your thieving activities - surely the POOR STUDENTS and the RECEPTIONIST living therein have a wealth of expensive electronics for you to steal! (Actually, I do have a very nice computer; however, it goes to WORK with me every day.) I can ( Read more... )

So I talked to my mom on the phone today, as I do most days ( Read more... )

So I was sitting in the coffeehouse, blissfully smoking away, and I gradually realized that it smelled like a campfire. Upon getting up to investigate, me and the barista discovered that the trashcan IMMEDIATELY BEHIND ME was on FIRE, and it took like ten minutes for either of us to notice!

First of all, fuck the motherfucking Port Authority. That is the impetus behind this upcoming rant.

THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE PAST MONTH INVOLVING ME AND THE PORT AUTHORITY OF ALLEGHENY COUNTY:

1) I get on the 71C. I pull the "Stop Requested" cord for Penn Mall Station. The driver fucking zooms through Penn Mall Station like a bat out ( Read more... )

i'm kind of tired, and kind of sick-feeling, and really fucking bored.

i wanna go see a movie, or go somewhere I haven't been before, or something.

Really what I want to do is say 'Fuck it,' and take a vacation to somewhere where it would be extremely difficult to get ahold of me for a month or two, but that isn't really feasible.

So I found this T-shirt design that I really liked, and I was all set to buy one, and then I realized it came from American Apparel ( Read more... )