You know which pairing SUCKS? Lance/Silver. I mean, ewwww! Silver is TEN YEARS OLD nevermind how his remake design clearly screams teenager and Lance is a grown man! That's pedophilia!! Not to mention they're both straighter than arrows and both have the hots for Lyra! And it's not like Silver was blatantly stalking Lance for a good part of the ( Read more... )

It'd be annoying if Golden Sun: Dark Dawn fans passed up the "sex makes babies" jokes, noticed that NPC in Ayuthay talking about how many girls like Amiti, and wrote fic about Amiti as a sly, sensual ladies' man (or men's man, I suppose) instead of a kawaii uke virgin.

Did I say "annoying"? I meant, "hotter than a volcano dungeon in the middle of ( Read more... )

Who all watched G Gundam back in the day? I know I sure did. And I know it sure is a good thing no one ever shipped Rain with Schwarz. I mean come on, it's canon she hooks up with Domon and AUs are stupid! It's not like the idea them having a steamy one-nighter during the time she was working with him is irresistibly scandalous or anything, or ( Read more... )

E-123 Omega is a robot. He is incapable of emotions, and even more incapable of sex. So why do you keep refraining from pairing him up with the rest of Team Dark?!

Shadow and Rouge have the perfect chemistry, and adding Omega to that just makes him a third wheel.

They don't hold any loyalty or trust to Omega (don't talk to me about Chronicles, ( Read more... )

I am so glad that noone has made a mega kut-ku/phantom uragaan fic (miniature yian kut-ku and miniature uragaan), because there is no way that the proud yian kut-ku would lower itself to mate with a brute wyvern.

I am so very disappointed pleased with you, fanwriters of the Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series! I mean, necromantic bells that mean the ringer can control your actions, read your mind or make you fall asleep? What kind of delightfully intriguing sick creep would use that for porny purposes? I'm so annoyed glad that there isn't anything like that out ( Read more... )

You know what I've been thinking guys?

I've been watching The Hemingway Papers obsessively and something grabbed my attention and this is all I can think of: the relationship between Jigen and Mash is pure unadulterated lust hate. They were totally doing each other in the past never got along and never will get along. I mean, really. If you think ( Read more... )

You know what makes me happy? It makes me happy that Brutal Legends doesn't have a fandom. Brutal Legend is a manly game about big manly dudes waving their not-at-all phallic guitars and swords at each other in a totally sexless fashion and scoring girls like straight dudes do while fighting bondage demons because bondage is bad and evil. Fandom ( Read more... )

Femslash is gross, mmkay? I mean, NO ONE wants to read about Lyn and Florina getting it on in their tent after everyone's gone to bed, Sylvia molesting Fury in the baths, OR L'Arachel and Eirika "eloping" to Carcino and the romantic "wedding night" that follows! Don't you realize that this is a medieval era and that lesbians are forbidden?! Either ( Read more... )

Okay, I just have to say this. All you Artemis Fowl fans who stick him with Holly, good job on making them the same size! I mean, okay, yeah, in the first book they say she's only about three feet tall, but who cares about that when true love is in the air? Any romance should have not even a hint of lolita to it, so if that means little things like ( Read more... )