soooooooo.

needing a job in the L.A. area. like immediately. full time, part time, etc. whatever there is. somebody help plz.

Everyone should go be on Facebook now and pay attention to everything I do, because I'm too lame and boring and lame to post any real content anymore and yet I still desperately need constant attention delivered to my Inbox in the form of e-mails notifying me that people have commented on things I have posted ( Read more... )

Oh my god, Throbbing Gristle is playing two different shows in California in April, one in San Francisco and one here in L.A. and I'm going to go to both of them no matter what. I have no idea where I am going to get money to go to San Francisco but I'll fucking figure it out somehow because they're doing a different program there than they're ( Read more... )

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oh my God, I think I totally just saved a chick from getting raped outside my apartment just now.

I didn't really do anything except call 911 and get the cops to come break it up but it was still exciting.

I SAVED THE DAY. I AM AWESOME.

People on yelp keep making veiled allusions to me in their negative reviews of my video store. Because they're jealous of me for having a job where I get to order takeout and drink beer and watch sleazy European pornography in front of children ( Read more... )

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My favorite Christmas song is "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," mainly for reasons having to do with TV cuz there was that kickass episode of X-Files where Mulder and Scully shoot each other and are like dragging themselves around and leaving snail trails of blood everywhere while that song plays, and also the second Mr. Hankey episode of ( Read more... )

I'm on the schedule six nights a week at the video store now. Also, the guy who books in new arrivals is doing a European tour with his band right now, so I've been coming in early and entering new titles into the computer before my shift starts. So I'm there like all the fucking time now pretty much ( Read more... )

I need to learn how to do screencaps from DVDs.

I am dumb, so I don't know how to do this.

please someone give me pointers.

P.S. OBAMA WON YAYYYYY FUCK YA OMG etc.