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It's been forever I know...
And I have no time to play catch-up atm, but I just had to make sure you all saw this. I haven't looked into whether this is a hoax or not, but it is HILARIOUS jus the same! Crazy PETA...
www.wptz.com/foodnews/17539627/detail.html
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Work frustrations
So I have been fighting a small battle at work to get people to respect my workspace. I think I'm loosing. It has been very frustrating to come in to work to find my deska nd drawer trashed. I went through and organized the entire clusterfuck that was my predecessor's desk. I like to keep my portion of the office as organized as possible, as the ( Read more... ) -
A story I've read a million times, and never fails to bring tears-of mirth-to my eyes
Also, pukey misery-time is pretty much over at this point.
My night began as any other normal weeknight.
Come home, fix dinner,
play with the kids.
I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next
few hours:
"Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."
So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was ( Read more... ) -
I am annoyed
I am annoyed that just a couple weeks after I go out and buy my copy of What to Expect When You're Expecting they come out with a brand new, heavily revised 4th edition. GRRR! Women have been having babies for how long? And they needed to make major revisions? Well I hope they added a section on home births, because we are seriously considering one ( Read more... ) -
Look, you can't make me give up cigs, alcohol, caffeine AND sushi. That's just mean.
So the girls are gone and I am in the recovery process. I had a blast this weekend, but they really wore me out. Friday we walked an obscene amount...due to a mix up on my part (I thought it was the 29th not the 28th) and some misinformation online, we tried to go to the kite festival via the Farragut West stop, but then they had streets blocked ( Read more... ) -
Untitled - a plea
I need YOUR help. My teenage [female] cousin and my sister (Mel - the 2nd youngest) are coming to stay with me for the weekend, starting tonight. They have been given some cash, and this is what they wanted to do for their birthdays (both in Feb, when I was in bed with hurt neck). I have off tomorrow, and they want to “see” DC. My cousin is from ( Read more... ) -
Go outside right now. RIGHT NOW
It smells like spring. It really, really does. And not that fake spring smell that is in detergeant, real, clean, earthy, fresh, slighlty damp, green, tingly, oh-so-close SPRING smell.
In other news, I dreamt that a good friend of mine had a baby. She asked me to babysit the newborn while she supervised the exact placement of the crib (typical ( Read more... ) -
Holly = full of awesome and win / angel of death / poster of fallacies
I thought of you, King Nerd. You and your gigantic pile of books, which, when I first saw them strewn about of the floor in heaps, reminded me of Smaug's lair. I suppose felt a bit like Bilbo, peering over the edge, eyes wide. So much treasure!
When did I think of you? When my mother took pity on my carless house-bondage the week before last and ( Read more... )
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