I do feel that, as Rita's friend and (of course) as a fellow Prefect to Ronald, I must address the situation that has seems to have -- eh-hem -- exploded in the last few days ( Read more... )

Em-hem, I realised that I've forgotten to note a very important development for the upcoming year:

I, Dolores Umbridge, have been made PrefectOf course, it has been expected, and so it is merely a reassurance than it is a victory. It is merely the first step to my overall goal, which is, of course, Head Girl by my seventh year ( Read more... )

( I suppose they call that a 'Pedigree' )