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[priceonyourhead]

[OOC: Link is an actual picture pasted into the journal, I just don't want to take up space in the flist]

I....can't believe I'm saying this but- I think people need to stop sending me hats. When I was younger I didn't have the money to collect anything else but hats and I learned really quickly that if you play the Hollywood circle and you happen

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[may_haigha]

I thought we would go to Peep tonight

OF COURSE! Beaker has been clinging to me all day, but I think that's because of Smith Road coming. But, Zoot called me last night, and made sure I'd be showing up.

[priceonyourhead]

The other day I MIGHT have said something about firing an intern around Beaker and he kind of lost it. Maybe you should tell Vegas and the gang about that whole fire phobia he has-

[may_haigha]

KILROY! YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS! It's like Kettle and Mormons.

He had just gotten better about it, too. He had been using the kitchen on his own.

Wait. WHICH INTERN ARE YOU FIRING? BECAUSE IF IT IS THE ONE THAT I WANT TO PLAY WITH, I'M GOING TO BE A VERY MAD MAY.

[priceonyourhead]

It was an ACCIDENT! I WAS JUST CHATTING IT UP WITH CONAN ABOUT INTERNS TO FIRE AND HE WENT NUTS.

He shouldn't be in the kitchen anyway...

You want to play with ALL the interns, May.

[may_haigha]

Hat.

Kilroy.

Hat.

WHY DON'T I GET SENT STUFF ANYMORE?

[priceonyourhead]

Do you like said hat?

You have to have a thing for them to send you stuff. My thing is hats.

[may_haigha]

I do. I really, really do. I'm still enthralled with the headdress, as you know, but... yeah.

WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A THING FOR ME! WHAT SHOULD I GET SENT?

[priceonyourhead]

Are you planning on giving that back any time soon? I don't mind, honestly, but that means I'm moving my Chaplin bowler hat into the security case.

Bunnies???

[off_the_hookah]

No more hats?

What about teacups?

[priceonyourhead]

Well, hats in moderation? I guess? A man only has so much room for hats. It's like the internet. You think there's enough room for all the hats you want, but one day space is going to run out...

Teacups are okay because I break about five every week on accident.

[off_the_hookah]

Wasn't there a Tale where somebody hat a hat on, but each time he took it off, there was another one beneath it?

Oh wait, that was Dr. Seuss.

Alright then. You better not break this teacup I'm giving you for

Who's invited to this party?

[priceonyourhead]

Well in the cartoon I think I did that? Or was it that I just talked out of my hat? I don't fucking know I hate Disney and his stupid movies.

It's a big fucking cabin, so if you're interested I could talk to Kermit about it. They're muppets though, they're insane.

[pappybear]

Wasn't there a Muppet who wore a fedora? I wonder if he's walking around somewhere.

[priceonyourhead]

Zoot? And yes, my knowledge of the muppets is frightening.

[pappybear]

That's the one.

So why are Muppets running around?

[priceonyourhead]

...I wish I knew. I think it has something to do with magic?

[gingeredwitch]

[priceonyourhead]

I thought you might have liked it, though I'm sure you get much better gifts from them.

[gingeredwitch]

[priceonyourhead]

Is that how it works? And do you believe that fashion is a sort of art?