"The quiet kindness of gentlemen is often overshadowed by the loud boastings of opportunistic womanizers."

-Michael Terracciano

"...Jacob Wallace Clark Yanni is the most spectacular powerful manly man of all time. He reeks of battle prowess and potential glory. All women are subconciously drawn to his amazingly primal appearance and mannerisms. They are drawn to the subtle precense of his superior pheremones. If the whole world were to end right this second, and Yanni were ( Read more... )

I had the most wild dream about you last night. I dreamed that i had just survived an explosion and was bleeding. I step out of the building to find you riding hard on horseback with a pack of men riding after you. In moments they had you cornered and were demanding your surrender. I knew the leader of the pack (he's a dorm mate of mine), but I ( Read more... )

Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
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So, yeah. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Full body cast. Midnight showing. My college. Free... to all ages.

I want my Faye here. Now!

A flame to keep on going ( Read more... )

I found this deep within an ancient notebook from my sophomore year in high school. I remember having a tune in my head as I wrote it which I hope is my excuse for the rhythm being all fucked up in places. Anyway, it’s ancient Yannian writing and I think it’s nifty. Plus I’m making this entry instead of doing my English ‘Exposition and Analysis ( Read more... )

Klingon Fairy Tales ( Read more... )

PrimalCivil: At an audition. I'm just signed on so i can get messages from all you special people out there. I'll return them when i get back. Type me up a lovely story or something ( Read more... )

Perfect beauty spills through my mind as we fly through the night in the cockpit of a tiny red car. Mr. Awesome turns the bass up even more powerfully and my very being vibrates with the resonance. We have nowhere we belong and nothing to do any time soon. XM Radio is now our god ( Read more... )