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Ex-asshole
So my ex husband wants my son to go to college. Great. He takes him to Evergreen for an orientation, helps him fill out the forms, the FAFSA etc. Kid is now accepted to Evergreen. Awesome. I email said ex to discuss who is going to you know, pay for this college. And he says "oh I have a GET account that will cover most of the first year of tuition ( Read more... ) -
Refrigerator Theory
So you've got this refrigerator. It keeps your food cold and stops it from spoiling. You love your refrigerator. It fills you up and keeps you satisfied.
Except after a while, you forget how much you need it and it becomes just there. And you stop cleaning out the water filter and rinsing the drawers and it gets kind of crusty. You still use it to ( Read more... ) -
Crochet this week
I made a set of hats for a coworker who is having twins - I have since changed the 1 to 01 because apparently you have to have that for it to be a good joke.
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It's Wednesday!
Had to have a blood draw yesterday and she took it out of my hand, which is fine, but it hurts and I have a big bruise now. I guess my veins are hard to find. I joke that it is a Scottish ancestral trait that our veins are small and dodge being punctured since there's so many vampires in Scotland. Usually the phlebotomists are not amused and then ( Read more... ) -
Back for a visit
Sorry, LJ. It's been forever. I haven't posted here in a long time because Facebook is so EASY and this seems like more of a commitment ( Read more... ) -
FUCK
it's 5am. I had to get up to let the dog out. Went to use the toilet and one of the kids has clogged up the toilet and then left it there and went to bed. For fuck's sake. Since when is just leaving it a valid option? Fucking google it, asshole. Mommy is over cleaning up your shit. Literally. I'm so sick of this kid taking advantage of my ( Read more... ) -
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My little black dress with the embroidered rosebuds and the red petticoat is officially too small for me. This is a tragedy. It probably means my space dress is too small too.
So I gotta diet. I hate dieting. Not because I love eating burgers and cheetos so much that it is miserable without them. I actually love healthy food. I hate preparing it. I ( Read more... ) -
Whining and shit
So about a year ago, I had an overzealous moment with a PedEgg. It's really Tim's fault because his feet are all soft and lovely (yes, lovely). Like if you were gonna massage feet, you'd probably pick his. So I was jealous cuz I'm the girl and I am supposed to have the pretty feet. Anyhoo, I guess I went too far because I've been struggling with my ( Read more... ) -
WHINE
I was supposed to go to a 3 hour orientation at the Unemployment office this morning. It took an hour to drive from Kirkland to Redmond, a distance of 5.9 miles, and I was 10 minutes late. They said to come back tomorrow ( Read more... ) -
MOPEY
So yesterday another lead asks me to fill in for him when he's out on vacation, and I tell him "I'd be glad to but I don't know if I'll be around for that long, you should ask Mark"). Apparently he did because then Mark pulled me into his office and said he didn't like to see me "MOPEY". I was like well what do you expect? You told me to start ( Read more... )