Lawyers Melted My Brain

[profgreg]

So I got one of these little legal notices in my most recent credit card statement. Normally I just glance at them and toss them, but this one was about a class action suit brought against Citibank, so I decided to read it and see if I was going to get a piece of the pie. I got as far as this bit and gave up:

Comments

[omega697]

I think you can't even get hired unless you can make sentences like that.

[2gouda4u]

It can't be that hard. Start out with a mildly complex sentence, then pull out a thesaurus to expand each word into the list of similarly defined words. Lather, rinse, repeat.

[neonelephant]

I want to see the diagram for it. Honestly, what's so hard about "if you want out because you want to sue us separately, you're going to have to tell us"?

[jmpava]

I don't get it. Looks fine to me ;-P