( Frenchie...De lame.....Professor Delame. )

Last night I had a terrible dream. I dreamt that all of my students went to go take their OWLs and NEWTs but when they got to the examination room THEY DIDN'T KNOW A THING! And they had the gall to blame me ( Read more... )

I kept forgetting to mention, but Professor Thundereagle is a man's man ( Read more... )

TURKEYS.

I'll get the cranberry sauce and a really big oven!

This is the best Thanksgiving ever.

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Barry Manilow! You are dead to me, you hear? DEAD! You're going on the list, pal. THE LIST. Right up there with bugbears.

Listen up!All right you weird-talkin', tea-drinking, cricket-playing, limey, hat wearin' busy bodies! Now Professor Delame didn't like me and I didn't like him, but I respected him. It isn't easy to be from one of the easily most disliked countries in the world - FRANCE. I'm talking about France. It isn't easy to adjust and settle into a new ( Read more... )

KITTENS. CUTE, CUDDLY BABY ANIMALS, OR DEADLY CREATURES IN HIDING?

That's the topic for our next class children. Be prepared, we will be handling live specimens. Wear gloves.

AND DON'T LOOK INTO THEIR EYES!

Hello and good evening, I am Stephen Colbear, your new Care of Magical Creatures professor from America. You know where that is kids?

( the world and you )