HAHAH LIVER JOURNAL HAHAHHAhahahahahahha

i mean why didnt i ever think of that before?!!? liver journal!?! its funny!

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new years resolutions:
lie to my parents on very rare and desperate occasions only.
floss more.
get back into doing my pushups and pumping it up like arnold.
do whatever the fuck i want, whenever the fuck i want, with whoever the fuck i want. and still be good.

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oh hey, remember when i got arrested?

so i've sort of come to the realization that yes. I do like highschool ( Read more... )

"You know what I say to that? You are a bunch of economic GIRLY MEN!"-
The Governator.

I feel like i was born in the wrong time ( Read more... )

I don't think its WRONG to hit on a guy two years younger than you?

I mean HONESTLY, he was a REALLY attractive freshman, and I was just trying to sort of, welcome him to our school....

"Can I show you to your locker" isnt sexually suggestive, right?

sigh...too late, looks like im already going to marry a freshman..sigh...