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Do you want to see screencaps of Keeley (or "Mrs Mr Keeley Hawes" as bex245 has, in all fairness probably unintentionally, led me to start calling her) being hot with the hot Richard Armitage in the hot Vicar of hot Dibley (hot edition)?

( WHAT A PREPOSTEROUS QUESTION, OF COURSE YOU DO )

You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and do things that make perfect sense at the time, only when you wake up you realise you've been a complete lunatic and that burying all your socks in the back garden probably wasn't, in retrospect, the most sensible of ideas? WELL, THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT. Only without the socks. I woke ( Read more... )

JUST SO YOU KNOW: i'm not on strike, I just have nothing to say.

I have decided that it is of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE that you all understand this difference!

I am so drained ( Read more... )

So, I met Matt's friend Peter today! It was a bit awkward at first, but after discovering that we had at least two things in common, namely bikes and the Beatles (today's male bonding session has been brought to you by the letter 'b'!) we spent a pleasant afternoon discussing Epic Times We Have Fallen Off Bikes while listening to Sgt. Pepper's ( Read more... )

THINGS i need to do (in what remains of) today ( Read more... )

OH GOD i completely forgot I had a livejournal (and with it an inherent responsibility to update the fine peoples of the Internet of the minutiae of my - frankly amazing - life ( Read more... )

MY LIFETIME AMBITION is to start a band called "David and the Serial Killers". and then our debut album will be called "So You Think Your Job's Murder..."

Because, you know what? i believe there are not enough gimmicks in the music business at the moment ( Read more... )

HI, I'M DAVID and I'm an artiste. actually I'm not but I like words that inexplicably have lettersa addedo to the endi of theme. er anyway, apart from the odd bout of unscheduled silliness this journal will be able to be consistently described by such foreboding words as SOLEMN and ERUDITE and VERY DULL AND DRY AND EDUCATIONAL. No, it won't really ( Read more... )