PEOPLE MAKE THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF THE LITTLEST THINGS!!!! HONESTLY, WHAT'S A FEW BODY PARTS STREWN HERE AND THERE?!?! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, I SAY. YES, IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT LARGER, MORE TERRIFYING BEASTS SEEM TO POP ABOUT WITHOUT IMPUNITY, WHILST THE SMALLER, MORE DELICATE HAVE TO FIGHT TO COME THROUGH IT ALL WITH ALL THEIR LIMBS AND GUTS ( Read more... )

ERM!!!!

PROFESSOR BINNS THIS IS THE ONLY MOST EXCITING ASSIGNMENT YOU'VE EVER GIVEN US!!!! THANK YOU, SIR ( Read more... )

I'M ALL READY FOR THE BALL!!!!

EXCEPT THAT I'VE ACCIDENTALLY GLUED MY TEETH TOGETHER WITH CARAMEL SWEETS!!!! ANYONE?!?! ANYONE?!?! DENTI-WIZARD?!?!

I shall practise a different sort of penmanship today ( Read more... )

BEAUXBATONS IS BRILLIANT!!!! THANK YOU, MILLICENT, FOR POINTING ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION RE: LINGUISTICS; I HAVE RECEIVED MY NEW LANGUAGE STUDY GUIDE FROM FUZZY SO BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE, COMO TALLY VU?!?! STILL WORKING ON SPELLING AND WHAT NOT!!!! IMMERSION IS THE KEY, SAYETH FUZZYI've four roommates, one who's called Geneviève, which is really a ( Read more... )

As everyone knows, English is the most superiour language; hence, I have never found it necessary to engage in any foreign language instruction. After all, most foreigners scramble to learn English themselves -- I've never found myself linguistically unaccomodated whilst traveling through Europe and abroad (Benito is fluent in four-hundred sixteen ( Read more... )

I was wondering . . . could I go to Beauxbatons?

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS NOT ME WHO WILL BE FACING DETENTION BECAUSE OF IT ( Read more... )

May I speak with you?