Ha ha ha, ell oh fucking ell, what a great band name... what a great job it would be, to spell out the upcoming acts at a place like the Social or Janus Landing. Here's who're coming in the near future ( Read more... )

One of these days Mom won't find me in time. They won't be able to reestablish a sinus rhythm. Charcoal lavage will be insufficient, the horrible black stains around my mouth will be nothing more than the most appropriate make-up of death. The stomach pump will come too late. The Narcan won't wake me from that illusory slumber. This is all my ( Read more... )

My birthday is in a few days. I'll be 23. The way things are looking, it'll be a year spent much like year 22 was. Wasted, pissed away in a drugged sleep, or in pain, staring at the television, hating each and every new breath taken. My personality is so caustic that I'm practically unlovable. Forget love, I'm so hideous that I'm untouchable ( Read more... )

Does anyone remember when Jim Carrey accepted that MTV award (back when MTV was hanging on to its last remaining shredded vestiges of being cool) as that crazy-ass character? "There's some fine-lookin' pussy in this here room tonight... but hey, MTV, when am I ever (sic) gonna hear some FOGHAT?!!??!??!?!!!!" as Mike Myers 'my friend isn't very ( Read more... )

Seriously, that's one great name for a band. Otherwise, I wouldn't know them from Adam and don't know a damn thing about them or their music except that I assume they'll be playing some of it at the Social in Orlando on November 17. Or so says an email from Ticketmaster. Heh, the Social is kinda notorious for having like ten thousand opening ( Read more... )

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And I'm still sad that L is gone... I truly loved him ( Read more... )

What's everyone's favorite Family Guy (and/or American Dad, too, though I guess that show-- while amusing enough that I'm not inclined to channel flip or go get a sandwich while it airs, unlike other [adult swim] fare these days-- doesn't really lend itself to this type of question) one-liner-type joke? And dig deep, folks, EVERYONE loves the ( Read more... )

hm, Nate took his journal off of Private, but some strange magic is still afoot, I believe, some kind of being Blocked. I can only see blog entries I've already seen... though they were sporadic as it was, and I'm not sure if he posted anything at all, though it seems likely, even if only he or his 'friends' could read it... Damn, the whole ( Read more... )

I don't cry at death usually. It's an end to suffering ( Read more... )