Considering that my beloved sister is having a birthday, I really wanted to be the first one to tell her happy birthday and show her how much I appreciated the ass kicking job that she has done. Therefore, I have given her the single greatest gift...ever...
( you know you want to see )

First my father offers the hovercraft that I bought him FOR HIS BIRTHDAY to someone else who a signifcantly cheaper amount and then Catalog Boy break Sofia's heart again! Gah!

I'm willing to overlook the whole hovercraft thing if Poppa decides to if he lets me be Second Unit Director on Megalopolis (when it finally gets off the ground) but I'll be ( Read more... )

I wanted to wish you happy birthday even though I didn't make it over to the house today but I did get you an extravegant present that took forever to get because it is so rare but papa, Roman has made good.

Your gift. Happy 65th.

I'll take you down and pick it up tomorrow.

Love Roman.

I guess I should explain my disppearance before the old man hits me with an old Super8. I escaped to Paris for a few weeks and I completely forgot about all the things I had begun before I left. Catalog Boy told me that I was about to be excommunicated from the family and that really made me afraid. I was so afraid that he would get to replace ( Read more... )

I figured that for my first entry I would play nice and show my family pride. I mean my sister did just win an Oscar, I'd say that alone gives me a good reason to smile but I think not. I have my reasons for looking so sullen, most of them related to my being the middle child but I digress ( Read more... )