It's ten to nine in the am, and I'm already done with my workday.

Don't worry, Devon, this is blog-worthy, AND important.

I have a job. It's at a place that had a sign in the window that said "wanted: waitstaff." My interview?: "You have restaurant experience? You flexible? Sorry--it's only part time. I'll call you this afternoon. Is this a long distance number? Ok--well, I'll give you a try. Be here tomorrow at ten thirty ( Read more... )

Turns out, you shouldn't mix valuables (keys, cell phone, iPod) with trash (McFlurry cup, soda cup, etc.) from your car in a grocery bag and expect good things (no half-hour of freakout thinking your iPod is stolen, when in fact you threw it away, took out the trash, had to take back the trash, dig through it, and find your iPod and iPod case (with ( Read more... )

Right, so I'm posting some more pictures, some a few different than the ones Jay posted. So, yes:( Read more... )

The fucks at Eastern Washington sent me an acceptance letter. Today. Three days after the acceptance deadline that ALL writing programs (and other grad programs?) abide by. What the fuck? Seriously--I apply waaaay before their deadline; they call me after their deadline for assistantships and tell me that they never received half my shit; they ( Read more... )

Here, David L., here's something to shoot for:

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5476706?GT1=8012

I keep having to remind myself that fighting, hitting, swinging, and cutting (just a little bit! just a nick!) are really not nice things to do. I just keep reminding myself that ( Read more... )

when my family isn't sending me obscure emails sans vowels, they send me forwards like this ( Read more... )

ok, ok, i know it's all my fault for getting into these kinds of situations, but like kevin timmer, i feel almost ready to resort to physical violence to get people to see the stupidity of their ideas. seriously. look at this ( Read more... )

Ok, this article is on CNN's webpage ( Read more... )