So apparently I managed to spend the latter half of my birthday evening blathering on about how hot this one bike messenger girl I see around town is, which might not be so bad if A) I could remember doing it and B) I hadn't been doing it right in front of her.Lauren insists that the girl in question "probably" didn't hear me, but tonight at ( Read more... )

You feel old so you celebrate your birthday a week late by shooting off guns in an attempt to regain a bit of your lost masculinity, and when that's done you idly shop the internet for Russian escorts because pornography in the traditional sense doesn't do it for you the way it does to know that somewhere out there is a beautiful girl who will ( Read more... )

I had a birthday recently, and it was pretty decent except for that part where I can't totally account for $150. To say I woke up with a hangover is mildly inaccurate, because I woke up still drunk. The hangover didn't happen until a few hours of being awake. I expect that the scotch and constant toasting to home rule is to blame. My Portland ( Read more... )

Oh yeah... I'm supposed to say something here. I sometimes forget that I have this thing. Forget may be too strong of a word, come to think of it. It's more like I sometimes think to myself "I should go write something in my buuuuaaaaaaaaahaaaaa..." I realize that sounds like I'm being distracted by something important like money, or breasts, but I ( Read more... )

I think I may have just gotten a job at one of the nearby hospitals. My first interview was over the phone on Saturday morning (odd, yes), and my second today, and they want me to come in tomorrow. As it turned out, the "second interview" was actually more of a "this is what the job entails" chat. At first I was encouraged to realize that I wasn't ( Read more... )

When I was a kid my dad always promised me that when I was old enough to drive we'd go out and restore the 1951 Chevy pickup behind our garage, and it would be my first car. Then my dad traded my ol' Chev for $300 worth of plumbing work when he remodeled our house. He could've easily afforded the plumbing work, he just... well I guess you'd ( Read more... )

"I'm going back because I've seen this before."

Here.

I have no pictures for you today, El Jay. I'm still dying to photograph those medivac choppers that live in my neighborhood, but lately all of my time is devoted to my first love ( Read more... )

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