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Testing
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Shut up, brain.
Lately the evil part of my brain has been telling me that I would've been better off staying with the girl who was secretly trying to get knocked up.
My brain is a total bastard sometimes.
That is all.
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Hogtied
I have been away so long that naturally I feel I must share things. Naturally.
Part of the reason I've been neglecting my proper outlets on the internets is of course the rampant, fickle, utterly nonsensical censorship at the place known as "JOB", but of course you knew that because I like to complain about things that are not life threatening. ( Read more... ) -
No, YOU shut up
The Distinguished Flying Cross, or "DFC", is one of the highest honors that a military pilot can receive. During WWII, my grandfather was nominated for but did not receive a Distinguished Flying Cross after a mission in which his bomber sustained 148 bullet and shell fragment hits in the area between the front edge of the wing and the nose of the ( Read more... ) -
Hang it up
I have a well established history of never knowing when to get out of a bad situation. Bad jobs, dysfunctional relationships, Los Angeles, you name it... I've probably stayed in a lot of things much longer than any reasonably functioning person would. I simply cannot accept that things don't always come down to success or failure. If I don't stay ( Read more... ) -
Burn. Out.
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Everyone around me, and I mean literally everyone around me, is fucking right now. The couple upstairs are apparently trying to move their bed across their hardwood floor by the power of speedy pelvic thrusting. The throaty sounds I attributed to them are actually coming from next door, and whatever sexual entity it is that ( Read more... ) -
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"She was therefore the one who had my missing share of the sex..."
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I feel smart when I'm too tired to know better.
1) I realized the other day that I have no patience for people who have more than 10 LJ icons. I know some people will defend their gallery of 80+ pictures as some sort of nostalgia-capsule, but seriously... if you want a photo gallery of yourself there are plenty of websites dedicated to that sort of thing that don't demand you shrink all images ( Read more... ) -
One Trick Monkey
It seems like winter came on suddenly this year. Then again, I was hungover that day and my body was having trouble processing environmental stimuli involving light, sound, or temperature. When I left work for lunch, which actually consisted of a 20 minute nap at my nearby apartment since that's the only thing my stomach was willing to deal with, I ( Read more... )
