I'm wondering if we did the right thing ( Read more... )

Warning: reading this post may result in the reader becoming mortified or disgusted.  Or, it may result in hysterical laughter culminating in the rupture of an internal organ or loss of job.  With this disclaimer, I absolve myself of all responsibility.  And it's a true story ( Read more... )

I'm *exceedingly* annoyed.  Like, ready to hurl my refrigerator out the window annoyed.  Because I cannot understand how to create those funny links to other people's LJs that *everyone* else knows how to do.

Great, now I'm embarrassed at my own incompetence as well as *exceedingly* annoyed.  I need to go break something.

There was a TV show in 1995.  Central Park West.  There was a song that was played in the background of the very first episode ( Read more... )

I asked for a letter, and now I'm bound by the terms of acceptance ( Read more... )

Discharged. I have been expelled from the courtroom. I have been cast out of a better place ( Read more... )

My mom just called me... apparently, there's a coyote loose in Central Park! Near the place where I've been running for the last three mornings, no less ( Read more... )

My subconscious mind seems to be more of an artist than my waking self will ever be. Twice within the last month, I've dreamed movie plots. A few weeks ago, I dreamed a (very) B-grade horror movie. The kind of thing that was tense at some points, but was more often so overdone that it made you laugh. Even replete with supervillains! Then, ( Read more... )

A heavy snowstorm is going on outside...accompanied by thunder and lighting.

W...T...F?

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Let's see what the others think... see who hates us! Then we'll kill them... wring their necks, Precious!