We're already a month into Spring Season, but I kept putting off posting this since I hadn't finished some of the series yet. But in the forseeable future I probably won't have time/space of mind for them, so let's post this as is!

Anime

( Here be Opinions )

Alita: Battle Angel (3D OV)

When backalley doctor Ido (Christoph Waltz) finds the intact brain and core of an ancient cyborg by chance when dumpsterdiving, of course his first instinct is to see if he can restore the girl to life, naming her Alita (Rosa Salazar). She cannot recall who she is or how she ended up in Iron City's scrapyard. Even ( Read more... )

Last time on ~It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississipppi~: Our dashing hero Nicholas tried forcing Silver to attend dinner in a dress of his choice, but she decides  tofuck that and literally jumps ship, him in tow. Sadly, neither of them drown and instead “flirt” on the riverbank while Valentin probably is trying to drown his sorrows in champagne ( Read more... )

How is it already mid-January? D: Time, time, and such. I'm slowly turning into a hybrid of Alice's dormouse and white rabbit. The lack of a summer wrap-up post is easily explained, though - in between a health relapse in May and August and an utterly meh anime season, I didn't end up watching a lot. (I started Mongol Invasion and Free!! but both ( Read more... )

Dear Santa!!!!! I have to apologise - your package arrived in mid-December at my parents' place, and I only arrived here last week. Then I decided to leave the package for the 25th to unpack, considering it was from the US, and then it took me until now to post something about it. I'm so sorry!! Your package brought me so much joy, so let's take a ( Read more... )

Last time on ~It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississipppi~: Local garbage love interest Nicholas made Silver sit next to known waste of space Lee Bassinger during dinner, and it did not go over well to the utter surprise of absolutely no-one. Also, there was more sexual harrassment than you can shake a dick at. The same as every year, James.

If you ( Read more... )

Last time on ~It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississipppi~: Best Boy Valentin introduces himself in his many magnificent ways to our intrepid heroine and delivers some backstory on our brooding love interest. Silver hangs out with the shabby pilot, making Nicholas stew in his own jealousy, and some hot (? jury’s still out on that) bantering ensues.

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Last time on ~It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississipppi~: Mikhail abducts Silver and gets stabbed in the process, but still makes Nicholas promise that he won’t rape the girl, which he heroically promises. Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.

If you want to read the whole debacle from the get-go, start here.

Note: I’ve noticed ( Read more... )

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Last time on ~It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississipppi~: Nicholas harrasses Silver at her boarding school and gets the stern and old principal hot under the petticoat. Also, my pal Oorie immortalised our favourite con-artist’s incredible entrance.

If you want to read the whole debacle from the get-go, start here.

Note: I’ve ( Read more... )

We interrupt this broadcast of bad erotica takedowns to share art made based on bad erotica (and takedowns thereof!). I'm working on the third chapter, but I was very busy last week, so that might still take some time to be finished. Meanwhile, a few weeks ago, my good friend Oorie decided to put up art commissions, and I instantly thought "I could ( Read more... )