so. effing. bored ( Read more... )

Okay. So we left. We drove 50 miles in 10 hours. There were no restroom stops, no gas stations open, no place to stop and eat. Hundreds of cars stalled on the sides of the road, just sitting there out of gas. Everyone was conserving gas by foregoing air conditioning, so there were tshirts and towel hung on everyone's windows. Bumper to bumper 2 mph ( Read more... )

Yeah, I've caught the buzz. I'm convinced, and I'm leaving in about 30 minutes (that is, if it doesn't take my parents 2 hours to come the 10 minutes to get me. Isabel is skulking around. She knows something shady is up--every time I pack she gets weird. I'm bringing her with, the trick is to pill her--her mouth is like a steel trap. All possible ( Read more... )

7 things I plan to do before I die ( Read more... )

I've been hanging on hold with the utility company for 45 minutes. I just wanna pay a damn bill. That's all...I'm not late, I'm not cut off...I just want to pay.

Aaaaaaaargh!

should I be concerned that my cat has taken to lounging underneath the rocking chair? Is this a repressed death wish? It's like the one unstable piece of furniture she could get smashed under, and there she is every single day.

So this guy, Mark, stood me up on Friday, and this morning I get this evite in my hotmail account. The irony isn't lost on me ( Read more... )

Okay...I've been around the dating scene...in and out just like everyone else my age who hasn't yet married. I have to say it's really sucking. I just don't get guys. I know this is nothing new for women to say in moments of frustration, but usually I DO understand how it works. I'm 28 years old. The mystery that was the opposite sex when I was in ( Read more... )

It's these kinds of lines that keep me from loving CSI:

"Unfortunately for gangs, evidence can't be intimidated."

Please.

Okay, so I may be a slave to the realm of reality t.v. by admitting this, but I love Rock Star: INXS. I don't just love it, I want to marry it.

What an awesome playlist they have had the past two nights: Nirvana, Pat Benatar, Cheap Trick, The Clash, The Stones, The Doors.

Makes me all squelchy just listening.