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[riverdaughter]

The masses have spoken, and the masses are a bunch of dirty-minded bastards. This explains the ice sculpture on the buffet. Therefore, since it took a lot less time than I thought it would to get, er, dressed, we're just waiting for Sauron to finish adjusting his flowers

Comments

[earwen]

Lookin' naked good, boss! :D *squeals in wedding delight and shit*

[oldtoby]

*throws weed*

[fingon]

*smokes*

[bnh]

.....

[fingon]

Mun just realized that was supposed to be my dad. But. Uh. It's all good :) *mellow*

[leeshotass]

My congratulations to you. Of course if the world ends tomorrow, will any of this matter?

[oliveoyl]

LIKE OMG

Can I have your autograph??

[leeshotass]

*considers consequences on his own psyche*

*weighs with inconvenience of having to find a pen*

Ah, what the hell.

*signs your ass*

Re:

[oliveoyl]

ghhglkhglkgh EEEEEEEEEEE

[darklordsauron]

*swallows hard*

*looks appropriately nervous*

[vana_everyoung]

*wipes sweat off his petals*

[darklordsauron]

Thanks, boss.

Sweet Eru, she looks...fetching.

[vana_everyoung]

Damn straight she does. I remember the days of when I wore stuff like that for Oromë. Fucker always liked to pick that day to slaughter shit and get blood everywhere.

Right. Uh. Happy inspirational speech.

There comes a time in the life of every evil maiar.... ah fuck it go get the water thing before someone comes up to her and gropes her in really inappropriate ways. After the I do, you can do that cute possessive thing and kill them!

[bnh]

:D :D :D :D