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[riverdaughter]

The masses have spoken, and the masses are a bunch of dirty-minded bastards. This explains the ice sculpture on the buffet. Therefore, since it took a lot less time than I thought it would to get, er, dressed, we're just waiting for Sauron to finish adjusting his flowers

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[salmar]

Hello!

I am Salmar. I am a hamster.

Now that that is over, let us begin the wedding.

WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO WATCH THE SEXY WATERTHINGIE STRUT HER NEKKID STUFF.

Quiet! You in the back!

Where was I? Oooh, sunflower seeds.

[bilbogamgee]

*tosses flowers at the hamster*

[darklordsauron]

Get on with it, you furry twerp.

[bilbogamgee]

Look what I can do! *tosses flowers* Hehehe. *makes them flap around like butterflies*

[ex_frodooft]

Hey. Is there food at this wedding?

[faramir]

DADDY!

[ex_frodooft]

Oh, fuck you.

[bilbogamgee]

*covers Faramir in petals* Hehehe. Flowerhead!

[duskdancer]

*sniffles happily and tosses flower petals*

You two are so cute together! Awww, look Niphredil! Aren't they cute? Hee, she's laughing.

((CURSES!!! I have to go now and miss out on all the excitement. Love y'all! Have fun!!!))

[hamfastgamgee]

Uh, hi.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[riverdaughter]

Hi. :) Have some champagne.

:)

[hamfastgamgee]

Ok. :)

[elanorgamgee]

Grandpa!! I missed you so much!

[varda_elentari]

WEDDINGS! YAY! I brought booze. It's sacred or something. Daddy gave it to me. :D

[bilbogamgee]

*stumbles about* Hehehe. *hic* Hee. *throws flowers at God*

[yavanna]

Of course he did.

You're looking awfully masculine there, sister dear.

[varda_elentari]

My, aren't we out of the loop. You're looking awfully emaciated there, sister dearest. Having forehead-mold problems again?