I'm a mommy. Hmm.

[riverdaughter]

Well, I had a baby last week. This answers everyone's questions about the reproductive capacity of water-things when matched with evil previously-disembodied Maiar, I guess. I didn't even know I was pregnant right up until I was ready to deliver.

Sauron was feeling down that day. He'd just watched Bambie for the first time, and was still upset

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[duskdancer]

Congratulations!

[riverdaughter]

Thanks! I think. :)

[duskdancer]

Kids are great. I'm going to make sure that Niphredil grows at a natural rate, though. I would have to smite someone if I woke up one morning and she was hitting puberty when I'd had to change her diaper the night before.

YAY! Baby! Congratulations!

[elvengoldmine]

Now you can buy him really really cool clothes with different colored animal print and lots of furry jackets and pimp hats :D

[riverdaughter]

He buys his own clothes lately, but I bet I could get him to wear a furry pimp hat! :D

:smooch:

[nelys]

I love you. The end.

*pokes*

[elvengoldmine]

Kate, you stinking whore..get on AIM or something :P

Re: *pokes*

[nelys]

I'm there!! :D

Re: :smooch:

[riverdaughter]

Ahaha I love you too. Hi.

EEEEEE

[riverwoman]

OH MY GOD MY BABY GIRL JUST HAD A BABY BOY WHO IS THE MANAGER OF THE BORDERS NEXT DOOR TO ME AAAAAAAAAIEEEEE!!!!!!

*runs off to buy presents*

[riverdaughter]

He's having a dinner party next week and wants you to come so he can meet his grandmama. :)

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[riverwoman]

YAY!

[forsaken_one]

Hang on a moment....

uh. wait. no. nevermind.

::sniggers::

yeah. congrats.. you have a very good looking son. ;)

Uh...

[riverdaughter]

.......... thank you.

Re: Uh...

[forsaken_one]

and may i say... you're looking particularly radiant today...

[riverdaughter]

*shifts a bit uncomfortably* You may. Um, are you looking for Gorth or something, Morgoth?