The secret's out on naruto_wishlist, which I guess means it's probably okay to post this here now :) Only one person guessed my identity (Miss Eliza, why u so sly?), so clearly I am Master l33t Ninja Stealth. Don't ask me why I wrote so much -- I was having too much fun to stop :P And as a result of my cheating on HTML and attempting Rich text, the formatting got ( Read more... )

Once upon a blue moon, I begged Letta (sockpuppet_pete) for a fic prompt, and she gave me: "Deidara/Naruto, fire, something intense". Piece of cake, right ( Read more... )

Been awhile since I stayed up half the night to write a shotgun fic, so here's a little ShikaTema gen oddity in honor (sortof) of chapter 328. It's kind of lazy and hysterical, and actually not at all tragedic, because the thing with me is that I like to go against the source material; when Kishimoto-sensei cranks up the sadness and sorrow, I, uh, ( Read more... )

Anko-ficage! Yo, so I get the feeling I'm making all the moves onto yountilla's turf, while she very sneakily sneaks up on mine. Of course, the bottom-line difference is that she prefers to write OroAnko, while I prefer to run like hell away from it >) Still, I expect to start seeing Alex busting out the Ino femslash and Team 7 OT3 any day now ( Read more... )

But realy, I don't. So it sucks. Yeah. For des_butterfly's Kakashi Smut Thread, which I procrastinated on and ended up missing Kakashi's birthday altogether. So now it's a birthday snippet for Des. Happy birthday, Des, may cakes and presents shower upon you! ♥

( Untitled KakaSaku pornage )

Title: Craven
Rating: R
Words: 700
Pairings: Some you like, and some I don't
Summary: Let's pretend.

( here is a fruit for the crows to pluck )

I'm in a genial mood, so... let's lay off the poor oppressed fandom. I'm deleting the original wank and unlocking this story so the world can see it for what is truly is: my pure gold baby.

Title: i hold my breath until you creak to life
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura
Summary: And they all lived together in a crooked little house.
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While I was taking a (long, possibly permanent break) from my Loveless project, someone told me that I should do another NaruIno since I like it so much. But then someone else said that I should do femmeslash while I'm still on that kick, and then all the angry female singers I was listening to convinced me that slut!Ino is the way to go, so I ( Read more... )

Title: Motions in Stilted Time
Pairing: Sasuke/Sakura, Ino/Sakura, Neji/Naruto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Love is not a fairy tale for the faint of heart.
Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Kishimoto Masashi.

( Could have. Should have. Would have. )

Title: Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla
Pairing: Naruto/Ino, mentions of others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well-adjusted of them all.
Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Kishimoto Masashi.

( Watch this old dog attempt a new trick )