Since according to Sally Saver, I'm out to "screw her baby out of diapers."

Milk

Step 1: Kill all cows
Step 2: Smash all boobies
Step 3: Charge for formula

Diapers

Step 1: Burn all cotton like in Gone with the Wind
Step 2: Charge for disposable diapers

Baby FoodStep 1: Bribe FDA to say all fruits and vegetables pureed at home are toxic to ( Read more... )

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