OK, so I've been working on an idea, and besides trivial things like "overpriced" and "overcomplicated" I think I'm making quite good progress on the idea ( Read more... )

Whatcha gonna do when your monkey's cold and hungry?
Whatcha gonna do when you wake up hungry too?
You'd better go downtown and get some tasty muffins
'cause monkeys in mittens want muffins with You.

The Scooby gang all looked dejected
were their crime-fighting skills not perfected?
Things were going great
at the parks' entrance gate
until they had their meddle detected

Since Christmas season is fast approaching, I thought I'd give out my idea for a new holiday special. They should make a sequel to Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas called Juan Armadillo's Mariachi Christmas. It can be a similar fun and touching story but with a south of the border flair. Making it a sequel would be the hard part, since I'm not ( Read more... )

While at the Jamaican restaurant I realized I had finished my soda, I had asked for a second one, and if you think I'd let that go you're mad, but soon the helpful waiter assured me that I had another Ting coming. (another Ting coming)

(Apologies to Judas Priest for that rather weak pun there)

If you go to a science fiction convention intent on getting a Mogwai as seen in Gremlins, but just describe it as the little cute furry thing that ends up being a bad idea to own, you're really just asking for tribble.

Pandora.com -- way to expand my musical range ( Read more... )

Our Dear Leader - a new idea ( Read more... )

A very odd contest ( Read more... )

Costume idea: get a conical hat, wear lots of felt and possibly a beard. Decorate the costume with double helix designs and possibly with the letter A, C, G, and T. You are now a g-nome ( Read more... )