For the first time in a long time I am genuinely happy.

I just had a theological discussion (ok, full out argument) with my friend's mom...voices got raised, and I think she was about ready to punch me in the face, ovaries, and nipple. Nonetheless, I think I managed to get her to think a little. And I'm sure she thinks likewise. She's convinced ( Read more... )

Has been a kick in the fucking ass. Seriously ( Read more... )

Check me out, Canada.

Those of you who know my family (Jameela), please keep this on the dl. I haven't as yet told my family, and I'm just...not trying to shock them out of their skin, hahah.


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Guys, I need to move out ( Read more... )

So, I woke up this morning, right? And had breakfast, right? Then I sat down to read some nice little LJ journals, when I suddenly started to feel uncomfortable.

So I reached behind me into my pants, and found orange peel in my butt.

What.

The.

Fuck.

This will be short, its just a quick update in case you care ( Read more... )

So discovered this "best of Craig's List" website, and man is it ever hiliarious. Please enjoy one such entry found on the site, and see for yourselves why letter-writing truly is an effective outlet for conveying one's true emotion:

To the Minotaur that lives above me.
Date: 2008-06-26, 10:36AM CDT

First off, I must say that I admire your ( Read more... )

I have cramps today, and my uterus hurts. It's times like this that I wish I could just go around to every single male and cramp-less female in the world today, and administer to all a swift kick in the crotch. With a steel-toed boot ( Read more... )

Always lies in aoldochol, I tells ya ( Read more... )

Um ( Read more... )