It's going to be so very, very difficult to write this ( Read more... )

True to Twitter form, none of these will be any more than 140 characters ( Read more... )

I NEED MY FUCKING TWITTER. NOW. GIMME MY TWITTER BACK. FUCK YOUR MAINTENANCE. MY INNER MONOLOGUE IS BEING BLUE BALLED RIGHT NOW. FUUUUUUCK ( Read more... )

...and leave you where you stood. You believed I could. You'd seen it done before....

It was a snowy night in Greenwich Village. December always made it feel a little more cozy in the house. Something about the smell of the candles and the warmth of the house added an extra spice to the cooking ( Read more... )

I hope I have the brainpower to write this and make it somewhere close to complete. I should have been in bed 45 minutes ago, but fuck if my brain isn't buzzing and keeping me awake. Writing this will either exacerbate the situation or calm me down. I have no idea which one yet ( Read more... )

I wonder how much energy I genuinely expend trying to act, speak, and think with complete rationality. I wonder how much energy I lose when I resist urges, forcefully correct emotions, and try to internalize the irrational into a rational framework within myself. I wonder how much energy I spend when I try to break past my limitations as a human ( Read more... )

Feminist? Misogynist? Racist ( Read more... )

This past Sunday and Monday I made a special trip to Vegas. It was one of the more strange trips I'll ever have made outside of the state of AZ. This trip was for the purpose of bringing my mom home from a failed relationship ( Read more... )

This is as close as it gets. I can't stop laughing at it. The best part is I made it.

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