The Black Panthers came to Duke today, and it was so boring. At first I was actually confused. All along I thought they were talking about actual, real-life panthers, like, escaping from the zoo or something, and I was thinking, "why don't they just lock their cages, duh?" It was weird, because they were really just a bunch of black people. Now ( Read more... )

Connie got an oil change today. I gave her to the nice men at Jiffy Lube. They eased her into the stirrups, then the man with the gloves on lubed up his hands and thrust them up into her chassis. It was quite gynecological and honestly a little hard to watch, but now her underparts are all clean and ready for the trip to DMI ( Read more... )

Wow, LDOC was pretty fun. It didn't quite top last year when Allan G bonged a beer in his back yard with Dan Love, but it was good. It rained balls all day, so everyone was muddy and pissed, but thankfully, there was plenty of beer. Duke decided to have an alcohol-control task force, because so many people went to the hospital last year. Well, ( Read more... )

I went to the famous Sarah P. Duke Gardens last night for the first time ever. It was too dark to see the flowers, but not too dark to remember why I've never been there. Basically, my lungs were filling up with blood from my crippling flower-related allergies. It was fun.

I stumbled across this little gem. Ha! Leave a comment  2 

My asthma has been superbad lately cuz of all the pollen, so I decided to swim today instead of running. And I must say, it was just lovely. I hope Jenny will swim with me this summer if we're in the same city at some point!!!!!! But then, I got into the locker room and took my shower, ever careful not to let any part of my skin come in contact ( Read more... )

I'm glad the DNA results are finally back, so the lacrosse team can go back to having lots of semi-consensual sex and crushing beer cans on each other's heads. Yesterday a newschick stopped two women's lacrosse players after the results were announced. "I see you have lacrosse sticks," she said. "Would you care to comment on the DNA results ( Read more... )

Rae's cell phone rang during the Mozart mass on Sunday. Ha ( Read more... )

Today I was in the Allen building, you know, just sitting in class minding my business. Suddenly, the fire alarm went off. It was the end of class anyway, so we slowly turned in papers and meandered out the back door. As we got outside, we could see that there was actual smoke coming from the front of the building. I walked around the building ( Read more... )

Wow, this whole lacrosse team thing is turning into a big deal. This guy Brett -- who is most famous for stumbling into Hiram's apartment drunk a few weeks ago and stealing some B-day cupcakes with his meathead friends -- and two other starting lacrosse team members were accused of gang raping a stripper at their off campus house. No charges have ( Read more... )

Whenever I don't update for a while, I get all panicky that I will forget something crucial, so I put it off even more. Then, I remembered that I never write anything sensical anyway, so fuck it ( Read more... )