guys

remember how tom cruise said drugs are full of cancer on oprah
and then remember how lance armstrong said his testicles were full of cancer on oprah
and then lance armstrong tested positive for performance enhancing drugs

think

about

that

i think it means you can stop wearing those fucking bracelets now

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

ahaha
oh god


( Read more... )

Your dating personality profile:

Conservative - You take a conservative stance on most issues and aren't shy about saying so. Your political views are an important component of who you are.
Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.
Religious - Faith ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

i think somebody spilled maple syrup on this desk because i've been sitting here for about an hour and now my hands smell like maple syrup ( Read more... )

this is what john cougar mellencamp was talking about.

nate-dog here

frank harrington was spectacularly pissed off today.
then he chilled right the fuck out like an ice berg
fell out of the sky and landed on his big bearded balls.

show-biz i guess.

hey you guys ( Read more... )

get this you guys

treaties may be interpreted as giving first nations special status ( Read more... )