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damies, i ate so much garlic. my stomach mhz.

evidently i have a mean streak. archer told me. he suspects it originates in my ethnic background. he said it after i sort of derisively fumbled with the pendant on his necklace and said something like "pfffwherejgetthis?" man. i can't get enough of acting like that. there is nothing ( Read more... )

there's this guy i work with who, as it turns out, should probably be discussed in a negative context on the internet. he is a mormon commerce student who wants to get into advertising, though he specifies he'll have nothing to do with those awful european agencies. they lack the moral chutzpah of their north american counterparts, he says. he ( Read more... )

permanently disposing of everything on the old family computer's hard drive is perhaps the most liberating event i have ever had anything to do with. our 56k modem can again transmit data at mind-altering speeds, and i don't have to worry about trivialties like being able to read class-assigned pdf files anymore. if in some lapse of reason i ever ( Read more... )

according to last year's sociology text, disgust is one of eight universally recognizable facial expressions. this is reassuring. right next to that fun factoid is a photo of a painted-faced zulu wearing the same expression anyone on the route 27 university-lawson bus is treated to on a daily basis if they so much as glance at me. and here i was ( Read more... )

know what really gets my feathers ruffled? it's when people mispronounce words. for instance, just the other evening i was discussing nouveau-cinema with my friend reza over cocktails at the local boston pizza. we were wrangling over the necessity of every individual monster in that new van helsing movie, when he said something to the effect of ( Read more... )

billy corgan had it right.

the world really is a vampire. i've seen it man. all cloaked and shit, pronouncing its w's like v's. i mean i know it doesn't like totally turn into dust when the sun hits it- but basically man, it sort of does. like if the sun literally collided with the earth- do you think the earth would still be here? not a ( Read more... )

easy fella ( Read more... )

another two semesters in the bank ( Read more... )

i feel like breaking someone's glasses ( Read more... )