Should I be concerned that Aeryn brought me this book and had me read it to her not once, not twice, but three times?

Perhaps she just has my odd sense of humor.

You all know my posts are far more like a scattering of shotgun pellets than peering down the scope of a sniper rifle...so buckle your seatbelts and please, try to keep up.

• Who knew that the late Montgomery Scott (AKA James Doohan) was missing his right middle finger? These people did.


• I really think I would enjoy having one of these. I'm not ( Read more... )

I stop to get gas this morning and see that it is $2.28....Two fucking dollars and twenty-eight cents a gallon for unleaded. Holy crap.

1 week ago - $2.07
1 year ago - $1.70
2 years ago - $1.43

at least I'm averaging 27 MPG...I guess that's something.

In today's episode entitled "Things I Drool Over but Ultimately Know I'll Never Actually Get", I take a look at some things that, well, I tend to drool over because they just are pretty darn cool even though I don't expect that I'll ever actually purchase any of them.

This would be hella cool and it would actually force me to finally get a DVD ( Read more... )

My wife makes the best fucking pizzas in the world.

Buffett at 11.

Dear Iomega ( Read more... )

So very wrong and yet so very funny. (and so probably NSFW)

What kind of a fucking douchebag do you have to be to visit Amazon.com's Early Adopters on any kind of regular basis? I mean, the first sentence says it all. "These are the newest and coolest products our customers are buying." It originally was followed with, "If you're a gigantic ( Read more... )

I just really fucking hate it when shows that I really get into, shows that I actually look forward too, shows that can actually tell a story, are fucking canceled. Hello My So-Called Life. Hello Relativity. Hello Once and Again. Hello Farscape. This just seems to be happening all too often these days...and I think what really fucking annoys ( Read more... )

See what majoring in English gets you?

Notice that she never bothered to answer the question.

So yesterday I have an endless runny nose along with constant sneezing and some coughing...I'm figuring it's just me being a little under the weather after Friday, Monday and Tuesday checking in all the testing materials from the AISD campuses. My left eye was also bothering me, but I didn't think much of it. Crystal asked me what was wrong with ( Read more... )