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Lies I Tell Myself
1. I will not use all my minutes on my shiny new cell phone in the first week.
2. I did not just spend $250 at the GAP.
3. I will act surprise when I see my credit card bill and suspect identity theft by a long lost evil twin.
4. I am not moving in five days.
5. I have everything I could possibly need to furnish my room.
6. I'm Empress of the -
Favorite YouTube Videos
An Inconvenient Truth - A Zebro Short
Description: A Series of Inconvenient Truths: "The Pet Store closes at eleven" and "I'll Never reach the moon"
A Beginners Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet
Description: Part Four: Diaster...Car Crash or Terminal Illness
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
Description: A comedy 3,000 years in the ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
I think the tv/dvd combo I bought a week ago might be a lemon. I tried to hook up my PS2 to the front A/V outlets and nothing happened and when I plugged it into the back ones I only get sound while the picture is stuck on the default dvd screen. It's so unbearably fustrating ( Read more... ) -
Don't Stop Until There's Sand and Surf Between Your Toes
It's just past 2 am and I feel like slipping out the window and going for a drive. West. Like in those old movies where people would wrap scarves around their well coifed hair and just drive. Drive towards the Pacific. Headlights on the highway and stars illuminating the Joshua trees, sentries of the desert ( Read more... ) -
Fashion Statement
Top Four Fall Fashions:
1. Brown is the new black. Nearly all the stores especially, Gap and Bloomindales are stocked up on brown clothes, but not beige or tan, but deep rich browns.
2. Trench coats that are fitted to a more feminine form. Ranging from just below the belt to down to the knees.
3. Sweater tunics, especially cinched at the waist with a ( Read more... ) -
Military Intelligence, not just an oxymoron
Dear www.fbi.gov (and other gov't and airline websites),
I'm not sure if you're aware that there is/was a terrorist plot to bomb several British and American Airlines. I think it's about time to update your website's main story from A Cautionary Tale: Don't Gamble On Foreign Lotteries to something more current and CRITICAL. Especially since you've ( Read more... ) -
The Five D's: Dragonflies, Drama, Diets, Dreams, and Discipline
1. I was on the train the other day when I noticed a dragonfly beating its wings furiously against the sliding doors. I don't know how he got on the subway, we were in the midtown (23st station), but he somehow got trapped in the subway and was entertaining a crowd of us as he zoomed about looking for an escape. A couple of people smiled, including ( Read more... ) -
Vox Invites For Anyone
Does anyone want to set up a Vox account? I have two invites and currently no takers. -
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Dear Brain,
Please stop smashing me into shit.
Love,
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Bad Hair Day
I've had quite a day. First, I decided to try this Veet hair removal cream and succeeded on burning the skin on my legs. Unfortunately, the hair is still there ( Read more... )