This song has been rattling around in my brain for the last fifteen years. I now give it to you. Enjoy!

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Thought ya'll want to know that while in California I met a real live monkey at EA's E3 party.  Here are the pictures, and no I didn't hold it ( Read more... )

Your assignment for the coming week is to get a Nintendo Wii.  Seriously.  Mine arrived on Tuesday and since then I've been playing and playing almost nonstop because it's so damn fun.  The new Zelda is amazing and Excite Truck is even more fun than the version I played back at E3.  I've only stopped now because my batteries died.  Damn!  Soon ( Read more... )

You know the meaningless text that accompanies spam these days so that filters are fooled?  I've seen some meaningless gibberish before, but this has got to be a new low.  It's either art or the ravings of a madman.

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When you see the sheriff, it means that an abstraction of a cowboy leaves. If the customer beyond ( Read more... )

Good news, everyone! It's taken me 12 years, but I've finally found a brand of breaded fish that I can eat without becoming horribly ill. Things are looking up.

Imagine my surprise when I was driving home on westbound University Blvd. and I saw that eastbound University Blvd. is gone now.  Apparently a good chunk of it was swallowed up by a sinkhole this afternoon.  I'm going to need a new way to get to work tomorrow.

I can't wait to see what happens on Level 2!

Remember me? So much has happened over the past few months and I can't wait to tell you all about everything, but for now just know this:

I'm back.

I have eaten. Praise the stove! Yesterday afternoon I felt up to having something to eat beyond the soy shakes and jelly beans: a ham and turkey sandwich. I spent an hour eating that sandwich, taking small bites and savoring every chew. And you know what ( Read more... )

I was watching Police Academy 6: City Under Siege last night when it occured to me that all of the Police Academy movies really center around Capt. Harris (except for the two movies he's not in). Think about it.