On the rash of recent celebrity deaths:

sexion8: Holy shit.
sexion8: Patsy Ramsey, Jon Bonet's mom, died. She was 49.

skyblade: Whoa
skyblade: I'm not sure whether to mourn that loss

sexion8: No, she got what was coming.
sexion8: I was just...you know...hoping to see her jailed first.

skyblade: Heh

sexion8: Then we have that Marshall guy dying suddenly. Anna Nicole's old ass husband's son.

skyblade: Yeah

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For the benefit of my newest LJ friends whom have been insane...I mean kind enough to add me, let me briefly describe my job.

I work in a strip club; specifically in a tiny payroll/bank/clock-in office I affectionately call The Cage. I thank god for this job because situations get as bizarre as it sounds and provide me with stories to write about ( Read more... )

Well, things still suck ( Read more... )

Because I have one hell of an update to write with no time to write it and I feel bad for leaving y'all with nothing to do, I'ma gonna go ahead and jump on board with the fun new meme that's making it's rounds through the LJ Waystations.

Ganked from leonardpartsix and...oh my god, I forgot who else. Work has sapped my brain of everything but basic survival ( Read more... )

I've felt more alive in the past two weeks than I can last remember ( Read more... )

And now ladies and gentlemen of LJ I present to you...a real update ( Read more... )

Whatever your religion, whatever your beliefs, whatever your viewpoints on anything having to do with anything, just be good to each other and always remember:


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Welcome to the boring as hell WOMEN ONLY section of the Sexion8 Update (unless you dress drag) so feel free to skip this update unless you're a tried and true hardcore Sexion8 reader in which case you shall be rewarded handsomely with prideful emotions that your eyeballs are touching words my hallowed hands have typed ( Read more... )

(I very rarely post on a Saturday, but...)

From the Spiked Humor website:

World of Warcraft, or otherwise known as simply WoW, is one of the most popular and successful computer games in history. It is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that 6 million people pay $10 -15 per month to play. This type of popularity creates a sample ( Read more... )

Hello to my latest lj friends who were kind enough to add me! Short intro that isn't in my info page: I'm a pencil-pusher in a strip club. And I'm hot. The end ( Read more... )