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Part One The Second: Then I felt something on my hand…
So I looked at my hand and it’s got blood on it! I looked at Mbora. He looked at me. We looked at my hand ( Read more... ) -
Part One: Mbora
Some question still loom over that mighty penis… ( Read more... ) -
She Rises From The Ashes Like A Phoenix
My God is it August already!!! Well I am back. Finally!! I have so much to tell you. You wouldn’t believe it. Really!! Mbora part one, Tim part two, Carlos, part three. I have been building my shag map. But it hasn’t happened quite according to plan. It will take a few posts to explain though ( Read more... ) -
The Shag Mapper's Lessons Learnt
The Mbora Lessons Learnt series:
1. Do not use spray-on tan before hot date.
2. Remember to tell hot date you are vegetarian.
3. If you tell someone to "slow down" and take the relationship seriously, you are going to get sent flowers at the office and invited to dinner at the sister's. (This Sunday... *sigh*).
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The Tim Lessons ( Read more... ) -
The Theory of Threes
So here's the thing.
In the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Tomas, the womanising protaganist, reckons that the secret to successful womanising lies in the number three ( Read more... ) -
Cyber family update
So, the cyber family conferred again last night on IM. Outcome?
firstashore kept humming TISM's "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me."
vasco_pyjama is being my one-person ethics committee.
bini_bini thinks I have successfully established a holding pattern. Yippee! And warned me of the dangers of any Filipino papaya skin-whitening soap. After all, I HAD got into this ( Read more... ) -
Bridget rejects Kenyan demi-god?
Dinner at Mbora’s was a fucking disaster ( Read more... ) -
Spray-on fucking disaster
Oh no! Spray-on tan was a disaster. Clearly Oriental skin must react differently to spray-on tan to white skin. My skin is bright orange and my nipples are black!
Fuck fuck fuck. I could die! I have a tangerine arse! And tangerine tits with black nipples! My breasts look like black-eyed-susans ( Read more... ) -
In like Flynn
So I met Mbora at a wine bar in Civic. It took me a while to find him, because as usual, it was utterly packed for Friday night drinks. What is it about bloody Canberra public servants? They bloody go home happily at 5 pm on Monday to Thursday. Then Friday night comes, and they transform into chardonnay-sipping fuck monsters ( Read more... ) -
The Targets
Narrowed down the field today from eight to three. It is Friday afternoon, and this is becoming an issue of utmost importance. I need action this weekend!
The Targets:
Kenya. Mbora. Friend of husband of a friend. PhD student in development economics. Small built and on the thin side. I wonder if what they say about black men is true. Agreed ( Read more... )