Poll Obituary Photo

And here are a few photos. I won't cut it since NO ONE USES LIVEJOURNAL ANYMORE and you should be glad to see an update that isn't one sentence long.

Mystery Science Peanut 3000!


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Posting a journal update is so much better when you're pantsless. I missed the hell out of my computer, but being forced to study and take tests in the library at fake college made me feel like I was really putting forth effort.

Now I'm off to bury my face in the big, squishy boobies of the internet. Blebrbebrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrl ah!

Psych grade thusfar: 96.61 ( Read more... )

I haven't decided if I'm going to color in my squid tattoo. Maybe I'll let it be an outline a little longer.

I've got The Tattoo Fever though. I need something, and I'm contemplating something on my stomach that would look neat even when I'm bloated.

Right now I'm in love with Kozyndan's Bunnyfish.


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For quite a long time I've wanted to make sure I never have babies. Hormone-based birth control is a terrible idea. Who wants to trick their body into thinking it is pregnant for years at a time? Gross ( Read more... )

February 22 through 28th is National Eating Disorders Awareness Week

It's also National Pancake Week.

Put that in your pie hole. And try not to throw it back up.

Happy birthday to Melody and Nate! You are both very old but have good skin, so that's something. Enjoy your cake.

Oh hey guys. It's my weekend and I don't have any school whatsoever. I get three actual days off. Holy fuck.

Lately I've been eating like shit. My primary forms of sustinance are as follows:

• Italian pasta salad from Byerly's
• fried chicken
• refrigerated cinnamon rolls of various sizes and frosting options
• strawberry and cream cheese Toaster Strudels
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Kids today are fucking idiots. Now I didn't learn very much in high school and at one time had a 1.6 cumulative g.p.a, but come fucking on ( Read more... )

I'm in a celebratory mood. Currently it's 22 degrees below zero and my car actually started! Holy shitballs ( Read more... )