Somewhat new year's resolutionish but not really because I probably will forget all about them by March.

1. Chill the fuck out.

2. Stop wondering what my cat is doing when I'm not home.

3. Don't fail fake college.

4. Eat more bacon.

5. Hang out with Angie more often ( Read more... )

The only thing I like about this time of year is the Guilt Check from my dad. Personally, I think I should get some extra dough since I never ruined my life by dropping out some puppies, but hey, Guilt Checks are nothing to sneeze about.

Oooh, College, I'm so going to be inside you. Wheeee! Retard math!

I miss my dead grandma and the hamburgers we used to eat when we had the same haircut.

( Proof. )

I've been knitting a lot, and will make a post with the boring sexy results ( Read more... )

Sup journal ( Read more... )

My Saturday nights have really been reduced to going to bed about 10 so I can get up at 5 a.m. and toil for The Man. Tonight was different and super special, because I got to spend about two hours explaining to my very drunk mother and her even more drunk husband how the internet works. Imagine, if you can, walking a drunk woman through accessing ( Read more... )

Can anyone find out how I can request a copy of the stupid papers I actually filed with the I.R.S. for my 2007 income tax? I'll be buttsexed if I know where I put my copy ( Read more... )

Holy shitballs.



Rod Stewart |MTV Music

http://www.mtvmusic.com/search/?term=pop%20up%20video

It's not an extensive list of all the pop-up videos I've run across today, but it's still a list of pop-up videos!

If any of you boob-havers out there want bras and have 34c ta tas, I have free bras for you that will hold your gals up, as I wore them like four times. I also have size 8 dame's jeans from the Old Navy and a bunch of other shit I'm getting rid of, for I have become a giant. GAWAAAAARRRR!

Normally I'm not into this sort of thing. Eh. Fuck it ( Read more... )