In the past thirteen months I have ( Read more... )

I am back from Berlin! In anticipation of having no net time, I recorded my (truly fascinating) thoughts on paper. Cleverly I neglected dates, so very probably it is out of order.

Tuesday:Went for a walk in a cemetery today, which was cool, except for the moment when I suddenly became aware of a foul smell and decided it was the stench of death ( Read more... )

This cannot be in all seriousness.

While I'm London this time I swear I am going to engage in industry and not be completely lazy! This requires an exclamation mark ( Read more... )

I have decided to be fiscally irresponsible and shun horrible work that pays for pleasant work that doesn't. I have a volunteering job at a secondhand bookshop, alphabetising things in exchange for pizza (for 'alphabetising things' read 'making up politician deathmatch scenarios with the shop owner'. He actually knows who Mark Latham is and asked ( Read more... )

Hello hello, just a quick one to point out I am not dead as yet, just slightly sleepy ( Read more... )

Mum and I speculated that perhaps the reason that Buckingham Palace didn't get too badly damaged in the Second World War was because Goering was hoping he was the same dress size as the Queen Mother. I sent Dad a postcard with the Queen and Prince Philip on it because I think it will provide him with an interesting dilemma with which to occupy his ( Read more... )

Today's episode entitled: OMGWTF Lost in the Czech Republic. Aka Oh Shitsticks, I Think That Was Our Station ( Read more... )

I am ON HOLIDAYS on the OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, so I am no going to comment on the election result to except to say I bawled my eyes out on a train full of Germans on our way back from Kreuzberg. I feel sick ( Read more... )

Right. So. On Tuesday I went out to lunch with Steph. The cafe insisted on playing an endless stream of Elton John filmclips. I ate all of my own food, and then I ate her food too, and then decided that the best use of my money was to buy $50 worth of Jeeves and Wooster books ( Read more... )