Okay, so I'm going to the coast from tomorrow morning to Friday evening...

I think that's all. I go to write a list.

((((((Flist))))))

Think of me when you're cosy warm and I'm swimming in icy stingray-ridden waters. :P

My friends want to go stay at the coast again, like we did in the Christmas holidays... and while that was fun and all, I don't really want to go again. But I can't think of a good excuse. Maybe I should go, teach me to be social.

Or I could just hide under the bed?

40 or more and you are spoilt!!

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
() a television in your bedroom
() an iPod
() a photo printer
() your own phone line
() TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(2) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
() a surround sound system in bedroom
() DVD player in bedroom
() at least a hundred DVDs
() a childfree bathroom
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Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year ( Read more... )

Joy of joys. In 20 minutes I have to go do my Hospitality prac exam, which means I get to spend three hours cooking miniature cream cheese tarts and chicken wings. And Waldorf salad, which has to be the most screwed up combination of anything ever. Apple and celery and walnuts and mayonnaise, seriously. Just because you can eat it doesn't mean it ( Read more... )

I spend so much time wanting time to go faster so I can get the hell away from wherever I happen to be.
It's really a terrible waste of my life.
Sigh.

Two muffins were in the oven.
One said "Holy shit, it's hot in here!"
The other said "Oh my God, a talking muffin!"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUSSIE 90s KID IF...

1. YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.
2. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. (That's the reason we look at primary school photos, to laugh at people's fringes.)
3. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" (Ah, great literature.)
4. YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL ( Read more... )

My life is full of bitchy, controlling females trying to tell me what to do and giving me that "you're so inadequate but I'll suppose I'll put up with it in order to mould you into a better person" vibe and generally patronising me and treating me like a child. Oh, and categorising me. Quiet. Passive. Easy target. That sort of thing. Some examples ( Read more... )

Memes nicked from 
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