20 minutes of fireworks. 2 hours. Yes. TWO FUCKING HOURS! To get out of the parking area. With three tired, hungry, thirsty children in the back seat ( Read more... )

Shadow appears to be suffering from the symptoms of kidney failure ( Read more... )

In a truly classic example of how to look like you have no idea what you're talking about, a reporter discussing the potential effects of an ongoing eruption on Europe's economy had this to say: "The climate, too, might benefit from the absence of polluting aircraft in the sky, though the cancellation of 100,000 or so flights would amount to just a ( Read more... )

Let's hear it for Guerilla Knitting!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/12/04/knitting.irpt/index.html

This is absolutely hysterical. And I can see some of you folks leaping wholeheartedly into it.

A small touch of irony in the health insurance discussion. So, a Texan Republican says "The massive health care plans being crafted behind closed doors in Washington will ultimately allow the government to decide what doctors we can see, what treatments the government thinks you deserve and what medicines you can receive ( Read more... )

If my 4 year old is running around chasing his brother with a stuffed Cthulhu and saying "Iaaaa! Iaaa!"...I should be worried, shouldn't I.

My hair is now shoulder-length.

That is all.

Did you know that a pirate scarf can turn you into a ninja if it's turned upside down?

This makes it clear - Ninjas are just inverted pirates!

My mom's visit wore out the imps...In bed by 7! Voluntarily! Absolutely unheard of. One pair of exhausted boylets ( Read more... )

Some children play house with dolls. Mine play house with a mama and baby stuffed dragon. Complete with roasting dinner via flamebreath ( Read more... )