and by Day I mean Middle of the Night:

"and God knows, I am incapable of hearing 'Gold Digger' without dancing around and waving my arms in the air in a manner which implies that I simply do not care"

I love you, Go Fug Yourself.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amy!

1. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Amy orbiting the Earth.
2. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Amy.
3. A Amyometer is used to measure Amy!
4. If you cut Amy in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
5. Koalas ( Read more... )

( Whoa, long again. But not morose at all! I'm not bipolar, life's just like this. )

( long. not momentous, just morose. )

For every good, a bad. Or something. Yesterday was fucking brilliant, which of course didn't make it on here because there's a cosmic rule about happy lj posts. Or something. And somehow the knowledge that this is probably just withdrawal effects from switching goddamned medicines? That this distress is not "real"? That it isn't justified, my ( Read more... )

( cut for length. Crazy. Crisisy. )

Alright. This entry is important. I guess I have to hope that it'll be important because in writing it I will somehow find a clear answer to my question, though, because my usual "can I just get other people to tell me what they think?" approach probably isn't the best one for momentous life decisions. On the other hand, what could be better ( Read more... )

So this is it: we leave tomorrow ( Read more... )

Also, I've been putting off doing this, but I probably ought to just do it. A week ago Kuni put up a brief post intended to communicate simply that we are not currently dating. That was true, and still is, but the way he explained it was, I felt, significantly unfair to me. What is more, in order to ever rectify the impression it would give to ( Read more... )

I thought I'd share this, as it literally made me laugh out loud:
(from a blog post titled "Who Are You Going to Believe, Me or Your Lying Eyes?")

"Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff claims that food and water are being provided to refugee concentrations, and that Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia"