...is a funny old game, isn't it ( Read more... )

Hello babies ( Read more... )

I was thinking lately : "How come now that there's so much happening in my life, I'm keeping practically no note of it at all in my journal ( Read more... )

Hiya guys.

Here's the pilot episode of my new video travelblog, Balls Out : In LondonOver the piece, I will be making more of these (inbetween my job and flirting with beautiful women, if I can find the time...) vids, which will become more elaborate and well thought-out as time goes on ( Read more... )

You're starting a new job on Thursday, so what do you do on Wednesday night ?

Thats right. If you're a sensible human being, you have a quiet night, maybe watch a movie, set your alarm and have an early night.

If you're me, you go out.

And you get fuckedI walked in to the bar around 8pm ( Read more... )

Hi all, hope this finds you in rude health ( Read more... )

Hi guys.

I told a friend of mine today about my new job.

"Oh God, how boring..." she said.

HOW FUCKING BORING ??Jesus Shitting Biscuits, why are some people so unbelievably rude for no reason whatsoever ( Read more... )

I went out today to watch one game of football ( Read more... )

Hi guys.

ITV.com is today reporting :


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I had a really sore left nipple on Tuesday. I think I must have dried it too violently in the shower. I was wearing a shirt that day, which felt like sandpaper rubbing up and down it, all day long. It was so irritating ( Read more... )