Out with a whimper.

My life is becoming a Southern Gothic version of a Hugh Grant movie ( Read more... )

The Vagina and I recently attended a burlesque show. It was spiffy. Sort of laid back, but entertaining. I feel in love with the firebreather/sword swallower. Kim said she knew I would ( Read more... )

I lost 45 lbs ( Read more... )

I know only this ( Read more... )

Derby for Kimmy and I is coming to an end. It's been an overwhelming positive experience, but also a very time consuming experience. We've built the team up from nothing with some old friends and some new friends. We've had some of the most fun I've ever had and it is by far one of the things I'm proudest of having done. The downside has been ( Read more... )

Some time ago, when I was still inquisitive and in search of meaning, instead of old and bored, I read about computers having near death experiences. I don't remember the specifics because who really cares about specifics anymore. The world is all broad strokes and generalizations these days. Who am I to buck the system? But, basically, programmers ( Read more... )

I know it is cliche to go on about how the internet has fucked us up. But, it is true that stupid is spreading at the speed of light. Still, though, I hate to be cliche. I'd say the internet hasn't fucked us up. We fucked up the internet. But, it was inevitable. This was all inevitable. It's been a fixed and immutable course since we first learned ( Read more... )

My mother bit me ( Read more... )

A friend of mine was murdered recently. Well, I say recently, it was some time ago actually. He was a big, stupid man who went by the name Brian Turd. The news reports even called him Brian Turd. He would have gotten the biggest fucking kick out of that. He was walking his dog early in the evening and someone put two in his chest. No one knows what ( Read more... )